dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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