My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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