why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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