So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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