I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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