On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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