Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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