question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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