these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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