First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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