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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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