I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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