He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I want a musical about memes.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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