just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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