i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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