I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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