Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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