Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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