even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
barbara walters just said penis...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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