What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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