lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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