hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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