i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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