I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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