At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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