If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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