physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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