We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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