So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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