New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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