can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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