Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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