oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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