Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
there is glitter all over my balls
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