I am puke
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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