At least make sure they are 18
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So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Pants are for mortals
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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