cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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