Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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