and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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