remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
They left me at home... I'm a liability
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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