I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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