You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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