Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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