his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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