Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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