I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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