Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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