It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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