I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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