there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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