the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We need to get me chipped asap
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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