i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Two words: nipple clamps
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