All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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