Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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