it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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